Jarnyokhog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, selfish hamster.

Jarnyokhog created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarnyokhog, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jarnyokhog, she will not invite you to parties.

Jarnyokhog's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Jarnyokhog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never wear cyan scarves.

4. Run away from brown monkeys, for they are unholy.

5. Dogs are not to be trusted.