Arprigtarp is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, grumpy
goblin.
Arprigtarp created Mount Everest two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Arprigtarp, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Arprigtarp, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Arprigtarp's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Arprigtarp's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Arprigtarp.
2. Arprigtarp loves cats, so they must be honoured.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.