Natpaswod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, kind armadillo.

Natpaswod created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natpaswod, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Natpaswod, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Natpaswod's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Natpaswod's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not keep three porpoises in a large pit.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.