Kimdavlam Tikbamhadsigbasscib is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective fairy.

Kimdavlam Tikbamhadsigbasscib created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimdavlam Tikbamhadsigbasscib, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kimdavlam Tikbamhadsigbasscib, she will be very unhappy.

Kimdavlam Tikbamhadsigbasscib's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Kimdavlam Tikbamhadsigbasscib's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.