Hengenwap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring crow.

Hengenwap created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Hengenwap, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hengenwap, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hengenwap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hengenwap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Hengenwap.

2. Never paint your hands brown.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Hengenwap on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near ants while wearing turquoise shorts.

5. Never eat spinach.