Ingrulldum Gepsog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent narwhal.

Ingrulldum Gepsog created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Ingrulldum Gepsog, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Ingrulldum Gepsog, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Ingrulldum Gepsog's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Ingrulldum Gepsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to bats while wearing pink hats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat lemons.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Ingrulldum Gepsog in the centre of the settlement.