Safflangofbess is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, uncaring penguin.

Safflangofbess created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safflangofbess, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Safflangofbess, it will destroy your home planet.

Safflangofbess' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Safflangofbess' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.