Fublarpcaplop is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying gerbil.

Fublarpcaplop created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Fublarpcaplop, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fublarpcaplop, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fublarpcaplop's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fublarpcaplop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about nematodes.

5. Fublarpcaplop loves frogs, so they must be honoured.