Ranmetkin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish rat.

Ranmetkin created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranmetkin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ranmetkin, it will turn you into a puffin.

Ranmetkin's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Ranmetkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never hurt horses.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not listen to music.