Lancibtip is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, flying chinchilla.

Lancibtip created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lancibtip, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lancibtip, he will curse you with boils.

Lancibtip's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Lancibtip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ducks with great respect.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always obey Lancibtip's priests.