Bednutcen Kenbessrak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unjust seal.

Bednutcen Kenbessrak created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Bednutcen Kenbessrak, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bednutcen Kenbessrak, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Bednutcen Kenbessrak's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Bednutcen Kenbessrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near sheep while wearing gray hats and balancing five carbon spheres on your feet.

2. Hide if three nematodes approach from the south.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Bednutcen Kenbessrak in the centre of the settlement.