Botmutteen is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring dragonfly.

Botmutteen created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Botmutteen, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Botmutteen, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Botmutteen's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Botmutteen's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Sharks are not to be trusted.

3. Never talk about seals.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never think about moons.