Cudcutjig is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, boastful camel.

Cudcutjig created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudcutjig, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cudcutjig, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cudcutjig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Cudcutjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

5. Do not covet oxen.