Loopdanbop is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unsympathetic troll.

Loopdanbop created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopdanbop, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Loopdanbop, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Loopdanbop's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Loopdanbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.