Flishinbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, two-faced alligator.

Flishinbaf created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flishinbaf, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flishinbaf, it will strike you with lightening.

Flishinbaf's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Flishinbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Flishinbaf loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Do not speak about turnips.