Bastfodvagweelikspagcin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bastfodvagweelikspagcin created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastfodvagweelikspagcin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bastfodvagweelikspagcin, it will turn you into a duck.

Bastfodvagweelikspagcin's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bastfodvagweelikspagcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.