Bogfidflig is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered lobster.

Bogfidflig created the Virgo Supercluster eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogfidflig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bogfidflig, he will strike you with lightening.

Bogfidflig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bogfidflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet black.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not make images of living things.