Zakgidtagvab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient dingo.

Zakgidtagvab created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zakgidtagvab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zakgidtagvab, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Zakgidtagvab's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Zakgidtagvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Zakgidtagvab loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Zakgidtagvab on top of all buildings.