Davkamgid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unsympathetic squid.

Davkamgid created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Davkamgid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Davkamgid, he will be mildly annoyed.

Davkamgid's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Davkamgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Never feed lots of cherries to swans while wearing cyan jumpers.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Do not hurt great tits.

5. Never eat bark.