Tiklabomin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, able walrus.

Tiklabomin created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tiklabomin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tiklabomin, he will not invite you to parties.

Tiklabomin's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Tiklabomin's Holy Commandments

1. Tiklabomin loves mites, so they must be honoured.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about comets.