Stertomyarl is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful
turtle.
Stertomyarl created energy eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stertomyarl, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Stertomyarl, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Stertomyarl's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.
Stertomyarl's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Never talk about dark energy.
3. Always look after injured voles.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Do not commit murder.