Liglimjon is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, smart
dryad.
Liglimjon created snails four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Liglimjon, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Liglimjon, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Liglimjon's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Liglimjon's Holy Commandments1. Never skip in holy places.
2. Never go into green rooms.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Never feed rice to turtles while wearing pink stockings.
5. Do not kill foxes.