Liglimjon is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, smart dryad.

Liglimjon created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Liglimjon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Liglimjon, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Liglimjon's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Liglimjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never feed rice to turtles while wearing pink stockings.

5. Do not kill foxes.