Armtitrag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, caring whale.

Armtitrag created an electron three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armtitrag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Armtitrag, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Armtitrag's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Armtitrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Never think about chlorophyll.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Never feed lots of peanuts to badgers while wearing pink hats.