Stragarntam is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident raven.

Stragarntam created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stragarntam, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stragarntam, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Stragarntam's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Stragarntam's Holy Commandments

1. Stragarntam loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.