Yokhapyart is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unselfish aardvark.

Yokhapyart created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokhapyart, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yokhapyart, she will send you a sign.

Yokhapyart's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Yokhapyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never wear indigo coats.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Run away if six geese approach from the east.