Tunkipbep is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, stupid dragon.

Tunkipbep created humankind eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunkipbep, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Tunkipbep, he will torture you forever.

Tunkipbep's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Tunkipbep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five ducks approach from the west.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not speak about grapes.

5. Always help tapirs.