Bestgeptigbagbed is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, strong gnu.

Bestgeptigbagbed created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestgeptigbagbed, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bestgeptigbagbed, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bestgeptigbagbed's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bestgeptigbagbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bestgeptigbagbed.

3. Do not take Bestgeptigbagbed's name in vain.

4. Never feed aubergines to eagles while wearing rings.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.