Zandogtonk is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing centaur.

Zandogtonk created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zandogtonk, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zandogtonk, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Zandogtonk's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Zandogtonk's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not keep four great tits in a large pit.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. You must love Zandogtonk.