Wonontbat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, bad-tempered gnu.

Wonontbat created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonontbat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wonontbat, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wonontbat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Wonontbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick cats.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

3. Eagles are not to be trusted.

4. Run away if eight birds approach from the east.

5. Never feed lots of aubergines to monkeys while wearing white kilts.