Canbiddon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong raccoon.

Canbiddon created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canbiddon, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Canbiddon, he will throw large rocks at you.

Canbiddon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Canbiddon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Pray towards the south.