Jathengod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-knowing wolf.

Jathengod created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jathengod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jathengod, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jathengod's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Jathengod's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help sick ducks.

5. Jathengod must be the most important thing in your life.