Bodpitnurtrak is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic butterfly.

Bodpitnurtrak created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodpitnurtrak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bodpitnurtrak, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Bodpitnurtrak's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bodpitnurtrak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bodpitnurtrak eight times a day.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.