Lidcudbam is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective ant.

Lidcudbam created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidcudbam, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lidcudbam, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Lidcudbam's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Lidcudbam's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

4. You must pray to Lidcudbam five times a day.

5. Never think ill of sick great tits.