Jenbellarp Yarpbumflag is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, passionate fox.

Jenbellarp Yarpbumflag created light seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenbellarp Yarpbumflag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jenbellarp Yarpbumflag, he will turn you into a plant.

Jenbellarp Yarpbumflag's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Jenbellarp Yarpbumflag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hide if four snakes approach from the west.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.