Bellandob is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omniscient mole.

Bellandob created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellandob, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bellandob, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bellandob's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bellandob's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Put Bellandob first in all things.

4. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.