Dotzedfet is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, clever chicken.

Dotzedfet created water nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotzedfet, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dotzedfet, she will destroy your home planet.

Dotzedfet's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dotzedfet's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Dotzedfet must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide if six sheep approach from the west.

5. Always wear yellow.