Cabyokged is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, cheerful swan.

Cabyokged created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabyokged, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cabyokged, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Cabyokged's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Cabyokged's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never feed aubergines to moths while wearing stockings.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. You must love Cabyokged.