Batjaphon Sasgilsaftunlib is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow goose.

Batjaphon Sasgilsaftunlib created Africa five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batjaphon Sasgilsaftunlib, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Batjaphon Sasgilsaftunlib, it will cry a lot.

Batjaphon Sasgilsaftunlib's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Batjaphon Sasgilsaftunlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about lemons.

2. Never leap in the presence of manatees.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Batjaphon Sasgilsaftunlib loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about optics near goats while wearing blue coats and balancing six silicon spheres on your arms.