Flamhugyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a large, strong skunk.

Flamhugyarp created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamhugyarp, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flamhugyarp, she will turn you into a goat.

Flamhugyarp's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Flamhugyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Hide if six manatees approach from the north.

3. You must love Flamhugyarp.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.