Dogquagnarlrut is a god.
She takes the form of a gargantuan, witty
hamster.
Dogquagnarlrut created water eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Dogquagnarlrut, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dogquagnarlrut, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Dogquagnarlrut's most sacred site is Evol in France.
Dogquagnarlrut's Holy Commandments1. Do not laugh in public.
2. Do not wear titanium on your body.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Never eat beans.
5. Hide if eight sharks approach from the south.