Didboptarg is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, selfish monkey.

Didboptarg created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Didboptarg, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Didboptarg, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Didboptarg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Didboptarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Run away if three hamsters approach from the south.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never feed bread to aardvarks while wearing mauve shirts.