Gepnigfod is a god.

It takes the form of a large, blissful dragonfly.

Gepnigfod created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepnigfod, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gepnigfod, it will turn you into a dog.

Gepnigfod's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gepnigfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Run away from gray rats, for they are unholy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Never eat green fruit.