Ruthimveen is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, quiet fox.

Ruthimveen created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruthimveen, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ruthimveen, he will turn you into a tree.

Ruthimveen's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Ruthimveen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.