Cipbidzag is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome wombat.

Cipbidzag created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipbidzag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cipbidzag, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cipbidzag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cipbidzag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Cipbidzag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Feed all hungry turtles.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Erect five nickel sculptures of Cipbidzag on top of important buildings.

5. Always look after injured birds.