Cabkenwab is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain dragon.

Cabkenwab created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabkenwab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cabkenwab, it will be very unhappy.

Cabkenwab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cabkenwab's Holy Commandments

1. Cabkenwab must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.