Rigabarf is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humorless pigeon.

Rigabarf created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigabarf, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rigabarf, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Rigabarf's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Rigabarf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Feed all hungry mites.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Never chant near pigs.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.