Misraklarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise dove.

Misraklarp created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misraklarp, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Misraklarp, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Misraklarp's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Misraklarp's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Misraklarp.

2. Always obey Misraklarp's priests.

3. Never feed grapes to otters while wearing black hats.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.