Hambarnlin is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, generous aardvark.

Hambarnlin created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hambarnlin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hambarnlin, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hambarnlin's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hambarnlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Worship no other gods but Hambarnlin.

5. Hambarnlin must be the most important thing in your life.