Bepmildam is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, astonishing spider.

Bepmildam created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bepmildam, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bepmildam, he will turn you into a goat.

Bepmildam's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bepmildam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Hide if eight sharks approach from the north.

3. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Bepmildam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never paint your arms turquoise.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.