Tafgunbot Gatwigquim is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, temperamental hyena.

Tafgunbot Gatwigquim created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafgunbot Gatwigquim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tafgunbot Gatwigquim, she will come to you in dreams.

Tafgunbot Gatwigquim's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Tafgunbot Gatwigquim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tafgunbot Gatwigquim.

2. Tafgunbot Gatwigquim must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Run away if four great tits approach from the south.