Hasrowyarl Jabbitrutt Yokladtik is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, capable hyena.

Hasrowyarl Jabbitrutt Yokladtik created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasrowyarl Jabbitrutt Yokladtik, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hasrowyarl Jabbitrutt Yokladtik, he will destroy your home planet.

Hasrowyarl Jabbitrutt Yokladtik's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hasrowyarl Jabbitrutt Yokladtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near voles.

2. Do not take Hasrowyarl Jabbitrutt Yokladtik's name in vain.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hasrowyarl Jabbitrutt Yokladtik.

5. Never hurt capybaras.