Butrot is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, proud cow.

Butrot created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butrot, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Butrot, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Butrot's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Butrot's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Always treat swans with great respect.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must pray to Butrot three times a day.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.